Aliens

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"

SPANISH LESSONS

Hi everyone,
Does anybody know if there is anywhere in Almoradi that provides Spanish lessons at different levels? Thanks

EXHIBITION OF 2ND HAND CARS IN ALMORADI

Hello everyone,
The Xl Exhibition for 2nd hand cars is being held at the Plaza Almoradi Ciudad de servicios.(Next to football ground, tarmac area with a wooden chalet bar)known in spanish as the Feria de Automovil de Ocasion. Chris if you are still looking for a 2nd hand car this could be the place for you!

PART TIME OR FULL TIME PEOPLE WANTED

Whether you are looking for an extra income, or full time wage. If you want flexible hours to fit around family commitments or can dedicate your whole day. Immediate start for the right people with instant income.

There are no age barriers or abilities as full training is given.

You must be teachable and willing to work,very easy commissioned based sales with unlimited growth potential. In the largest growing global business media.

For more information and a full 30 min presentation come to Manolo´s Restaurant in Doña Pepa Friday 3rd June 6pm

Please do not come if you have no work ethic or no desire to get one.

IMPROVE YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS

Hi,
Just a quick invitation to a new Business orientated Successful Speakers Club on Friday 3rd June at 4pm in Manolo´s Restaurant, Doña Pepa, Quesada, CV 905 by Lidl and Consum.

Part of the global network of Toastmasters International we are opening a new Club in English and in Spanish to help improve your members communication skills. In business better communication equals more money, so I am sure it is something that we would all welcome.

There is no pressure to speak at the meetings (unless you want to), and visiting is always FREE.

If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact me.

Looking forward to seeing you Friday at 4pm

Regards
Linda Sage
President Toastmaster

EXHIBITION OF 2ND HAND CARS IN ALMORADI

Hello everyone,
The Xl Exhibition for 2nd hand cars is being held at the Plaza Almoradi Ciudad de servicios.(Next to football ground, tarmac area with a wooden chalet bar)known in spanish as the Feria de Automovil de Ocasion. Chris if you are still looking for a 2nd hand car this could be the place for you!

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The event starts fri 3 - sun 5 June, from 10am -5pm. Enjoy

Elche Mall

I thought I would have a few hours off work yesterday and went in to Elche Mall. There is such a huge car park plus underground car parking which is completely FREE. It is so lovely just to wander round the shops and not have to worry if you are going to exceed 2 hours or 4 hours or whatever (like England) and then the car parks just rip you off if you go a few minutes over what you are allowed. That in itself is stressful isn't it? Because I didn't have to pay extortionate car park money, I treated Ian to a Kentucky Fried chicken takeaway which he loves.......Naughty but Nice he he

PROPERTY FOR SALE ON THIS SITE

If you are looking to buy a property in Spain now is the time to buy as prices have plummeted over the last few years. We now have over 300 properties on the Torrevieja and Almoradi sites.There are loads of bargains so please feel free to have a look. Good house hunting!!!!

PROPERTY FOR SALE ON THIS SITE

If you are looking to buy a property in Spain now is the time to buy as prices have plummeted over the last few years. We now have over 300 properties on the Torrevieja and Almoradi sites.There are loads of bargains so please feel free to have a look. Good house hunting!!!! Kind regards

RESTAURANTE EL GALLO

Hello everyone!!!enjoy a lovely evening with de performance of the guitarist Jose Amador and the saxophonist Jose Luis Santacruz in our flamenco night.Special menu.tlf : 636 913 150.c/río segura nº 63(next to international supermaeket)